You can only get so many degrees in college. I can't get enough of them. Can you?

In 2004, the Detroit Pistons found the piece that made them complete. Listen up, theoretical physicists and pioneers of biotechnology. You have a need: the Need for Sheed.

The next generation of genome sequencing has been published using the DNA of James Watson. I'll bet they used Rosalind Franklin's DNA as a test drive and didn't tell us.

Too little is known about the past to make solid science policy judgments. Therefore, we simply can't do without the invention of time travel. I'm talking to you, crack-pot geniuses!

The glory days of the cartoon environmental spokesperson have diminished since the 90's. Isn't it time for someone to step up in the new millennium?

The fight to make Pluto a planet again is picking up momentum. Maybe a little presidential politics will be able to resolve the dispute. In unrelated news, cancer still isn't cured.

If you thought relativity, quantum mechanics, evolution, and thermodynamics were nice, let me show you a REAL theory.

Are you afraid of being annihilated by nuclear weapons? If so, then you are waaaaay behind the times.

Internet addiction is gaining more and more credibility as a mental problem, granting more credibility to your social awkwardness. By the way, this article may or may not be updated with new content every 15 minutes. Better keep refreshing just to make sure.

Is the fruit fly the secret to helping you lose that unsightly waistline? Maybe. In the mean time, it may help you to understand your typical blunt force trauma.