Yeah, but were the jokes this good on the Titanic?

Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?

Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!

Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole. …………

Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They’re nothing but hideous space reptiles.

[audience gasps in terror]

Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.


Man1: He’s right, this is a two-party system.

Man2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate.

Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away! ……….

Marge: I don’t understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.

Homer: Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos

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