down here at the ant institute of
technology a report crossed our desk today
observing that hunam doctors have become
increasingly concerned about
the ‘problem’ of superbugs
supposedly caused by
excessive use of antibiotics.
we ants are a skeptical bunch,
and by ‘superbugs’, we take it
the doctors don’t mean us.
nevertheless, since it is a low-risk
high-payoff type of situation
we have begun drinking gin and
doxycycline cocktails on the job
