the ‘problem’ of superbugs

down here at the ant institute of
technology a report crossed our desk today

observing that hunam doctors have become
increasingly concerned about

the ‘problem’ of superbugs

supposedly caused by
excessive use of antibiotics.

we ants are a skeptical bunch,
and by ‘superbugs’, we take it

the doctors don’t mean us.

nevertheless, since it is a low-risk
high-payoff type of situation

we have begun drinking gin and
doxycycline cocktails on the job

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