{"id":182,"date":"2012-09-26T16:20:50","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T16:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/genotopia.peachpuff-wolverine-566518.hostingersite.com\/?p=182"},"modified":"2013-07-09T17:27:51","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T17:27:51","slug":"release-mitt-romneys-genome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scienceblog.com\/genotopia\/182\/release-mitt-romneys-genome\/","title":{"rendered":"Release Mitt Romney&#8217;s Genome!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sociologists say we live in an age of \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelancet.com\/journals\/lancet\/article\/PIIS0140-6736%2808%2961719-5\/fulltext\">biological citizenship<\/a>,\u201d in which our genetic ties are as important as our political ones, and in which communities bound by disease, disability, or allergy can be more close-knit than geographical neighborhoods. In this political season, then, we cannot afford to be ignorant about the biological status of our presidential candidates.<\/p>\n<p>With this in mind, I issue a call for the Romney campaign to release their candidate\u2019s genome sequence. Four years ago, conservatives sought the release of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/sites\/default\/files\/rss_viewer\/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf\">Barack Obama\u2019s birth certificate<\/a>. Widely perceived by the left as a scam to distract attention from the issues, the tactic nevertheless reflected the right\u2019s alertness to biology as an important factor in fitness for office. They were fighting the wrong battle&#8211;the claim was not even <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Politics\/OTUS\/mitt-romneys-47-percent-pay-income-taxes\/story?id=17263629\">47%<\/a> true&#8211;but genotopia takes the point about biology and politics. We need to know Mr. Romney\u2019s genetic status if he is to be considered for the highest office in the land, that of Tax-Cutter-in-Chief.<\/p>\n<p>As a Mormon, Mr. Romney\u2019s genealogical relationships will surely be thoroughly documented in the <a href=\"https:\/\/familysearch.org\/locations\/saltlakecity-library\">Family History Library<\/a> in Salt Lake City. They will reveal many relevant facts about his biological status. For example, his inbreeding coefficient must, as stipulated by a little-known paragraph in the Republican platform, must be at least 0.75 (where 1.0 means you married your clone). Circumstantial evidence is not sufficient when the stakes are this high\u2014we need to see the data.<\/p>\n<p>Modern genome sequencing can also disclose many genetic conditions that could render one unfit for office:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In 2008, both embarrassment and campaign donations could have been spared had John McCain\u2019s predisposition to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2008\/08\/16\/569138\/-What-bothers-me-most-about-Senator-McCain\">dementia <\/a>been identified.<\/li>\n<li>A late-onset form of dementia known as Reagan\u2019s disease has been shown to arise in the third year of the Presidential term, in afflicted individuals.<\/li>\n<li>Ford\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ataxia\">ataxia<\/a>, a loss of muscular control in the limbs and neck, leads to lack of coordination and often results in injury, often serious but always comical. Most often seen in former athletes who become politicians, it is inherited as a predisposition that is then made patent through lifestyle choices.<\/li>\n<li>Genome-wide association studies have also shown high probabilization of destitution in the grammaticalness thingy of the brain\u2014a condition known as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tafinn.com\/andyfinn-us\/bush_league\/bushisms2_malapropisms.htm\">Bushism<\/a>\u2014that could be devastating for the Decider.<\/li>\n<li>Recently, single nucleotide polymorphisms (SNPs, or \u201csnips\u201d) have also been identified that show strong (well, okay, weak\u2014but some, definitely some) correlation with proposed genes for politophobia (morbid fear of government) and aeronautaphasia, the inability to grasp <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/politics\/la-pn-romney-jet-windows-20120924,0,3749461.story\">aerodynamics<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Multiple <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/02\/24\/mitt-romney-cadillac_n_1299740.html\">Spousal Cadillac<\/a> Syndrome\u2014once thought relatively benign\u2014has now been decisively linked to the tragic and devastating psychiatric condition hyperpecuniphilia, an obsessive-compulsive disorder that in late stages can lead to the afflicted sitting amid giant piles of cash, running coins through his fingers and crying out, \u201cMine, ha ha! All mine!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The only way these and countless other politicogenetic disasters can be decisively avoided is by getting Mr. Romney to step up to the plate and spit into the cup. Indeed, the Romney campaign should be anxious to prove their candidate\u2019s biological fitness. A quick-and-dirty genome profile can be had for a few hundred dollars, and a gold-plated whole genome analysis for a few thousand. We should demand that Mr. Romney produce his entire sequence for public scrutiny and haplotype analysis. Remember: should he win in November, Paul Ryan would be just a SNP away from the Oval Office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sociologists say we live in an age of \u201cbiological citizenship,\u201d in which our genetic ties are as important as our political ones, and in which communities bound by disease, disability, or allergy can be more close-knit than geographical neighborhoods. 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