(This recipe was pirated from AllRecipes.com and modified to suit my sarcastic taste)<\/em><\/p>\n 1 onion, chopped and cried over <\/p>\n In a medium stock pot, heat oil over medium temper. Saute onion and garlic in oil until soft. Download chili powder, oregano, tomatoes. Add broth and water in a steady stream. Bring your anger to a boil, and simmer for 5 to 10 minutes over the loss of First Amendment rights.<\/p>\n Greedily stir in corn, hominy, chiles, beans, cilantro, and chicken. Simmer for 10 minutes. Copyright.<\/p>\n Ladle soup into individual expression, and top with crushed tortilla chips, creativity, and free enterprise. Serve PIPA hot.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\n2 Wiki chicken breasts, cooked and cut into bite-sized pieces
\n1 (28 ounce) can crushed Reddit tomatoes
\nMozilla tortilla chips
\n3×10^-100 cloves garlic, minced
\n1 tablespoon output from oily corporate hack
\n2 teaspoons pirated chili powder
\n1 teaspoon dried oregano
\n1 1\/4 cups watered down legislation
\n1 (10.5 ounce) can broth
\n1 cup whole corny YouTube videos, cooked
\n1 cup white Republican nominee hominy
\n1 (4 ounce) can chopped green chile peppers
\n1 (15 ounce) can blackout beans, rinsed and drained
\n1\/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
\nsliced avocado
\nshredded civil rights
\nchopped green onions<\/p>\n