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after David Attenborough<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is thinner than ever<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II contains the following upgrades and bug fixes:<\/p>\n

Interfaith dialogue<\/p>\n

Patience<\/p>\n

Context<\/p>\n

Colour-blind police<\/p>\n

Infinite non-renewable energy sources<\/p>\n

Only your favourite foods<\/p>\n

Only your favourite people<\/p>\n

Only tolerable music<\/p>\n

2016 removed as causing problems for some users<\/p>\n

Enhanced type face<\/p>\n

Compliments-only setting<\/p>\n

As many chances as you need<\/p>\n

As many bullets as you need<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Planet Earth II has had the headphone jack removed<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is now remorse-free<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II also comes with:<\/p>\n

Sleep mode<\/p>\n

Benefit of the doubt<\/p>\n

Unlimited hindsight<\/p>\n

Free wi-fi<\/p>\n

The ability to add or remove children<\/p>\n

Loneliness-to-wisdom converter<\/p>\n

Compulsory sport<\/p>\n

Compulsory art<\/p>\n

Compulsory empathy<\/p>\n

No first-hand shops<\/p>\n

1 complimentary hug at the beginning and end of each day<\/p>\n

Peanut Butter now tax-deductible<\/p>\n

All toilets unisex<\/p>\n

All colours gender neutral<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Planet Earth II was designed in California and assembled in China<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is repayable in easy monthly instalments<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II allows you to love the right person first time round<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II contains no small print<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is all small print<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is only sunrises<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is only destinations<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is only Ts and Cs<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II reserves the right to<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II begs the question<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is yours for just<\/p>\n

Planet Earth II is currently out-of-stock<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>
A Change of Climate (Image Credit: Matt Girling<\/a>).<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This poem, written by Ben Norris<\/a>, is taken from the collection ‘A Change of Climate<\/a>‘, a collection of poems written about climate change from poets across the world, with all proceeds going to the Environmental Justice Foundation<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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