Stem Cell Research – Now a Barking Chicken? What’s Next?!?
According to confidential sources, an impending shortage of chickens is believed to be imminent in the USA for the balance of 2005 thru 2008. This shortage is due to the sudden increase in demand for chicken as a primary source of nutrition. Hence causing a new chicken breed to be genetically engineered which will bark like a dog. Stem cell Research has now begun to develop what is being called “The Nando’s Peri-Peri Barking Chicken”
A Spokesman for CAUSA (Chicken Assoc. of the USA) says
“The Barking Chicken will solve this impending disaster”. The unprecedented demand for chickens is being caused by the use of Nando’s Peri-Peri Hot Sauces.
A Nando’s spokesman is quoted as saying that it will make no difference to sales of chickens whether they bark or not, as Nando’s tastes great on all animals but especially tasty on grilled chicken. “People won’t care if the chicken barks or not!”
The Scientists & Veterinarians in Northern CA responsible for this “Nando’s Barking Chicken” were not available for comment.
This addictive Peri-Peri Hot Sauce may be obtained in small quantities at http://www.nandosusa.com.
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Very funny, typically Nando’s
Great Product. Have eaten in restuarants in London. America ns are in for a real treat.